May 2012
odair:
it’s all fun and games until you’re standing on top of the cornucopia holding a tribute hostage, bleeding out of your mouth while his girlfriend is pointing an arrow at your head and 21 angry former tributes turned mutts are waiting at the bottom to eat you
discocitronnade:
one time when i was a freshman the last bell for the end of seventh period rang and as i was walking out of world geography there was this guy that was SO HAPPY AND EXCITED i guess because it was friday and he ran directly towards the window and he just JUMPED OUT
he JUMPED OUT OF THE WINDOW AND WE WERE ON THE THIRD FLOOR
everybody looked out the window to see if he was ok and...
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“It’s more than a slap in the face, in a knife in my back, because you’d rather...”
– Hannah Baker (via sur-vived)
Pokevents Biggest Giveaway Ever! Three Winners!...
pokevents:
Open to gen 4 and gen 5 games. Starting today, Pokevents is hosting its biggest giveaway ever, this time with 3 winners! This one will be a little different from the last one, so pay attention and read the rules. Each winner will receive a pokemon of their choice with some restrictions depending on the place of the winner.
Third Place Winner:
Pokemon can be shiny.
The third...
Reblog if Caesar Flickerman should totally host...
sararye:
lemunplej:
you’re not a real fan of god unless you read the original bible when it first came out
UK: YES. WE DIDN'T COME LAST. WE WEREN'T LAST. EVERYONE BREAK OUT THE CHAMPAGNE!
Rest of Europe: Yeah.. but you came second to la-
UK: LALALALALALA NOT LAST LALALALALA
LGBT Laughs: Queer Dictators →
lgbtlaughs:
A few days ago in Brazil, a tweet hashtag, #ditaduragay, was raised to the Twitter trending topics. “Ditatura gay” means “gay dictatorship” and is a common term in Brazil for “omg, I’m so oppressed because they won’t let me be horribly homophobic”. Nevertheless, in spite of the fact that hashtag…
Britain in Eurovision:
imjesuschrist:
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insidethewires:
i actually feel like punching myself after 90% of what i say out loud
densityschild:
there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument
life is short and you are hot.: The best part of... →
whywalkinhighheels:
‘Is that….is that a real person?’ ‘Oh look at that! We’re all going on holidays to Estonia now. I was going to mock your lipstick shade, but not anymore.’ ‘Oh look, cars on the streets of Greece. I guess they can still afford petrol?’ ‘There is Greece, clapping with…
if anyone wants an eevee
i currently have 50
50
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did you know that every time a country has declined hosting eurovision due to expense the UK did it instead
wow we really are desperate
me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
ander-son:
I swear the UK’s like that kid who sits in the back of the class and does just enough work to actually get by each year but really they don’t actually give a shit and they’re only there to laugh at the other kids and make bitch ass comments about everyone in the class and everyone else in the class loves each other and they all play with each other at break time and the UK just sits...
repubican:
i literally have 12 pages about eurovision in my tumblr